What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:26

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?